Monroe-
The boys in blue received a call that a young male wearing a bikini was trespassing at a car dealership. Details from the police report: John Hudson was wearing women's lingerie and fish net stockings. He stated that he was masturbating, and has a fetish. A used pink dildo, lotion, women's clothing, and porn mags were found nearby. Hixson Auto Plex is pressing charges.
I would not want to be Mr. or Mrs. Hudson right now.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
It's the cops. Quick, get rid of the keg!
Cassel-
Young, reckless, and driving around with a keg in their car. During a routine traffic stop for tail lights, these boys decided to run from the cops. How to hide the evidence? Let's just toss the beer. The police will never notice the whole keg going out the window, right? Wrong, after three miles, and speeds up to 120 MPH, the four delinquents were charged with everything from eluding to drunk driving and underage drinking. Oh, and reckless endangerment for boosting the keg out of a speeding vehicle.
Young, reckless, and driving around with a keg in their car. During a routine traffic stop for tail lights, these boys decided to run from the cops. How to hide the evidence? Let's just toss the beer. The police will never notice the whole keg going out the window, right? Wrong, after three miles, and speeds up to 120 MPH, the four delinquents were charged with everything from eluding to drunk driving and underage drinking. Oh, and reckless endangerment for boosting the keg out of a speeding vehicle.
Third time totalled
Halifax-
It starts when a red SUV slams into the back of a car at a light, causing that car to hit another. Then the SUV flees the scene and hits another car a few blocks away. This car is also smashed into the back of another car. Then the SUV clips the side of a building, and crashes head-on into yet another car. The driver then gets out and manages to run away without getting caught.
So, six crunched cars (including the red SUV) and one building with minor damages. You better believe the boys in blue are in hot pursuit of their leads in this case.
It starts when a red SUV slams into the back of a car at a light, causing that car to hit another. Then the SUV flees the scene and hits another car a few blocks away. This car is also smashed into the back of another car. Then the SUV clips the side of a building, and crashes head-on into yet another car. The driver then gets out and manages to run away without getting caught.
So, six crunched cars (including the red SUV) and one building with minor damages. You better believe the boys in blue are in hot pursuit of their leads in this case.
Monday, September 7, 2009
Doing donuts leads to doing time
New Jersey-
The boys in blue received a report that someone was having too much fun in a parking lot. When they showed up, they found that he was in a stolen car, and quickly arrested him. Now John Mezzatesta is behind bars, and will only be spinning around in his cell.
The boys in blue received a report that someone was having too much fun in a parking lot. When they showed up, they found that he was in a stolen car, and quickly arrested him. Now John Mezzatesta is behind bars, and will only be spinning around in his cell.
Facebook Felonies
Sheffield-
If you live in a country where having guns is illegal, you probably shouldn't post pictures of yourself sporting one on the internet... Especially if you are a gang member and wanted by the local police. I guess nobody told that to the boys who recently got nabbed and had their Facebook photos used against them to put them away.
If you live in a country where having guns is illegal, you probably shouldn't post pictures of yourself sporting one on the internet... Especially if you are a gang member and wanted by the local police. I guess nobody told that to the boys who recently got nabbed and had their Facebook photos used against them to put them away.
Running scared or scared stupid?
Carson City-
Speeding around when you have an outstanding warrant isn't a good idea. Neither is jumping from a moving vehicle to flee on foot. After deciding to run from the cops, Shawn Sulli hopped a fence to make a quick getaway, and landed in the yard of the Sheriff of Carson City. Since Ken spends his off time listening to his police scanner, he was right there waiting to catch this clueless crook on the way down.
Speeding around when you have an outstanding warrant isn't a good idea. Neither is jumping from a moving vehicle to flee on foot. After deciding to run from the cops, Shawn Sulli hopped a fence to make a quick getaway, and landed in the yard of the Sheriff of Carson City. Since Ken spends his off time listening to his police scanner, he was right there waiting to catch this clueless crook on the way down.
Mug shot courtesy of the local law enforcement
Thursday, September 3, 2009
SUII? (Sleeping Under the Influence?)
Madison-
So a person spots a man lying face down on the grass and calls 911, afraid the guy is dead or something. Nearby, a police office is inspecting a car parked on the side of the road. The cop comes and finds Devin R. McQuade really drunk and sleeping it off. He then arrests him, charges him with drunk driving, and careless driving.
I would think public intoxication would be acceptable, but when did the boys in blue get to start giving DUIIs for being passed out on the grass in the park?
So a person spots a man lying face down on the grass and calls 911, afraid the guy is dead or something. Nearby, a police office is inspecting a car parked on the side of the road. The cop comes and finds Devin R. McQuade really drunk and sleeping it off. He then arrests him, charges him with drunk driving, and careless driving.
I would think public intoxication would be acceptable, but when did the boys in blue get to start giving DUIIs for being passed out on the grass in the park?
Making an Example... of himself
Reno-
Instead of counseling teenagers on drug abuse, David John Miele decided to show them how it was done. After stealing the company van and hooking up with a hooker, he over-dosed on meth and heroin. A big round of applause to this guy
for setting such a bad example for the Teen Challenge International, his Christian-based ex-employer. Mug shot from the local police.
for setting such a bad example for the Teen Challenge International, his Christian-based ex-employer. Mug shot from the local police.Running drugs (and red lights)
South Philadelphia-
Deciding to run a red light was the latest in a series of bad moves by Mark Smith. Another was stashing 5 kilos of heroin in his trunk. Cops pulled him over for the traffic infraction, and found the drugs after a search of his vehicle.
Deciding to run a red light was the latest in a series of bad moves by Mark Smith. Another was stashing 5 kilos of heroin in his trunk. Cops pulled him over for the traffic infraction, and found the drugs after a search of his vehicle.
The overbearing wife defense?
Ephrata-
A man charged with robbing a bank is claiming to have only done it so he could go to jail and leave his wife. Anthony Miller has finally got his divorce, but at the cost of spending 3-5 in a federal pen.
A man charged with robbing a bank is claiming to have only done it so he could go to jail and leave his wife. Anthony Miller has finally got his divorce, but at the cost of spending 3-5 in a federal pen.
Key-less Krooks
Bear,
While robbing the Artisans Bank, three gunmen left the keys to their escape car inside the bank. The quick-thinking tellers had locked the door, and the thieves were forced to leave their ride at the scene. They were smart enough to have a back-up driver standing by, but that didn't stop them from getting caught. The boys in blue are currently throwing the book at them for everything they can think of.
While robbing the Artisans Bank, three gunmen left the keys to their escape car inside the bank. The quick-thinking tellers had locked the door, and the thieves were forced to leave their ride at the scene. They were smart enough to have a back-up driver standing by, but that didn't stop them from getting caught. The boys in blue are currently throwing the book at them for everything they can think of.
Drug Fueled
Frederick-
A man attempted to get a clerk to accept marijuana in exchange for his gas. The attendant refused, and then called the cops. They found more drugs in his car, and now this clueless crook is behind bars. Mug shot of James T. Hart from the local police.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Show Me The Cuffs?
Fort Lauderdale-
Police set up "Operation Show Me The Money" to trap crooks. Using a fake stimulus fund, the boys in blue sent out letters to people with outstanding warrants informing them that they had some money coming. When they showed up for the dough, they got handcuffed instead.
Did someone get a promotion for coming up with this one?
Police set up "Operation Show Me The Money" to trap crooks. Using a fake stimulus fund, the boys in blue sent out letters to people with outstanding warrants informing them that they had some money coming. When they showed up for the dough, they got handcuffed instead.
Did someone get a promotion for coming up with this one?
Short Circuts
East Peoria-
A woman came outside to see a man inside her car attempting to hot wire it. After she confronted him, he fled the scene, only to turn up at the police station later trying to get a bus ticket out of town. In his duffel bags were the clothes he was wearing, screwdrivers, and Hot Wiring For Dummies instructions.
Sounds like this guy needs to hot wire his brain.
A woman came outside to see a man inside her car attempting to hot wire it. After she confronted him, he fled the scene, only to turn up at the police station later trying to get a bus ticket out of town. In his duffel bags were the clothes he was wearing, screwdrivers, and Hot Wiring For Dummies instructions.
Sounds like this guy needs to hot wire his brain.
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