Short Circuts

East Peoria-
A woman came outside to see a man inside her car attempting to hot wire it. After she confronted him, he fled the scene, only to turn up at the police station later trying to get a bus ticket out of town. In his duffel bags were the clothes he was wearing, screwdrivers, and Hot Wiring For Dummies instructions.

Sounds like this guy needs to hot wire his brain.