Cocoa-
The press came swarming when news was leaked of two underage girls working at a local strip club. Hoping to get the goods on the incident, instead they came face-to-face with the girls' grandmother, who was anything but happy to see the cameras. Answering the door with a hoe in hand, Granny let loose, waving it wildly and even managing to smack a camera.
Although a police report has been filed, no charges are pending at this time. See the NBC video with all the funny commentary here: http://www.nbc11news.com/11today/headlines/55756272.html
Monday, August 31, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Forgive you Father, for you have sinned
Tampa-
So this poor woman gets a call from her husband, an upstanding pastor of the Seventh Day Adventist Church of Reform. He tells her that he has been kidnapped, but not to panic- he is negotiating his release with his captors.
Of course she gets freaked out, and calls the police. He dutifully continues to sneak text messages to his wife, letting her know he is okay. The cops use his cell phone to track down his location... and find him shacked up with his mistress.
He faked the whole thing so his wife wouldn't find out he was cheating on her. He is now being charged with filing a fake police report. Apparently pretending to be kidnapped because you want to get laid isn't legal. Amen to that.
So this poor woman gets a call from her husband, an upstanding pastor of the Seventh Day Adventist Church of Reform. He tells her that he has been kidnapped, but not to panic- he is negotiating his release with his captors.
Of course she gets freaked out, and calls the police. He dutifully continues to sneak text messages to his wife, letting her know he is okay. The cops use his cell phone to track down his location... and find him shacked up with his mistress.
He faked the whole thing so his wife wouldn't find out he was cheating on her. He is now being charged with filing a fake police report. Apparently pretending to be kidnapped because you want to get laid isn't legal. Amen to that.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Funny Flashbacks-
Dearborn Heights-
Remember the scandal from 2006 about the cop who confiscated marijuana from a crook, and then went home and made brownies? He then called 911 and told them that he and his wife were "dying". He wanted help because he believed that he was overdosing... on 1/4 ounce of pot. Listen to the unbelievable call: http://www.centralmediaserver.com/WXYZ/wxyz-dearbornheights911-potbrownie.wav
Another great story was about the cop who was busted on a security video stealing donuts. He used his baton to reach through the bars on the bakery and hook donuts out of the window display. Go see this great video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iucpzzf9I_I
Remember the scandal from 2006 about the cop who confiscated marijuana from a crook, and then went home and made brownies? He then called 911 and told them that he and his wife were "dying". He wanted help because he believed that he was overdosing... on 1/4 ounce of pot. Listen to the unbelievable call: http://www.centralmediaserver.com/WXYZ/wxyz-dearbornheights911-potbrownie.wav
Another great story was about the cop who was busted on a security video stealing donuts. He used his baton to reach through the bars on the bakery and hook donuts out of the window display. Go see this great video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iucpzzf9I_I
Cat Crime?
Shorewood-
A lady went to her daughter's house and fed her cat while she was out of town. Now her daughter is attempting to get her charged with a crime. What, illegal feeding of a feline?
A lady went to her daughter's house and fed her cat while she was out of town. Now her daughter is attempting to get her charged with a crime. What, illegal feeding of a feline?
Friday, August 21, 2009
Moving Mayhem
Brooklyn-
A man was exiting his apartment when his landlord asked for help moving a heavy appliance. The man demanded $20 for his assistance, and then threatened to kill him when his landlord refused. He was arrested and charged with robbery, menacing and weapon possession (a knife).
I wonder if it ever crossed his mind it wasn't a good idea to rob the person he rented his place from.
A man was exiting his apartment when his landlord asked for help moving a heavy appliance. The man demanded $20 for his assistance, and then threatened to kill him when his landlord refused. He was arrested and charged with robbery, menacing and weapon possession (a knife).
I wonder if it ever crossed his mind it wasn't a good idea to rob the person he rented his place from.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Foot Fetish- Assault in Whole Foods
Cambridge-
A woman was accosted by a man in the grocery store who asked to take a picture of her high heels... and then kissed and LICKED her foot. He is now wanted for assault.
A woman was accosted by a man in the grocery store who asked to take a picture of her high heels... and then kissed and LICKED her foot. He is now wanted for assault.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Neighbors threaten to shoot speeders
Durham-
A group of angry citizens has posted signs warning people zooming by that they will be shot... with paint balls.
Do they know this is illegal if they actually do it?
Do they know this is illegal if they actually do it?Taser sets man on Fire
Lancaster-
A homeless man was caught huffing aerosol, and the officers tried to take his can. When he resisted, they let loose with their latest toy- a newer model taser gun. The suspect then went up in flames (but only for a few seconds).
What would you look like after being set on fire, and then hauled to jail?
A homeless man was caught huffing aerosol, and the officers tried to take his can. When he resisted, they let loose with their latest toy- a newer model taser gun. The suspect then went up in flames (but only for a few seconds).
What would you look like after being set on fire, and then hauled to jail?
Drunk Dialing
Jacksonville-
A man who had a few too many got mad because his family had hid all the alcohol from him. So he called 911. And then got arrested for misusing the emergency number.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Maffia pot growers smoke their garden
Santa Barbara-
When a camp stove sparked a blaze in the forest, 88, 650 acres of forest burned. Unfortunately for the campers, their illegal garden containing 30,000 marijuana plants was then discovered by the cops. Sounds like the Cartel is going to be putting out a hit on whatever poor guy left his dinner unattended.
When a camp stove sparked a blaze in the forest, 88, 650 acres of forest burned. Unfortunately for the campers, their illegal garden containing 30,000 marijuana plants was then discovered by the cops. Sounds like the Cartel is going to be putting out a hit on whatever poor guy left his dinner unattended.
Evading police... in a wheel chair
Bielefeld-
Police slowed next to a man on a moterized wheel chair to see how he was doing. He had had a few drinks that day, and decided to make a break for it. An officer tried to run him down on foot, fell down, and was laughed at by his fellow boys in blue. This was not the suspect's first offense, though, so they went to his house and hauled him down to the station for a sobriety test anyway.
Police slowed next to a man on a moterized wheel chair to see how he was doing. He had had a few drinks that day, and decided to make a break for it. An officer tried to run him down on foot, fell down, and was laughed at by his fellow boys in blue. This was not the suspect's first offense, though, so they went to his house and hauled him down to the station for a sobriety test anyway.
Jail Ride
Unalaska-
A man didn't like how much the fare was for his taxi ride. When he got mad and refused to pay the meter amount, the taxi driver drove him to the police station.
A man didn't like how much the fare was for his taxi ride. When he got mad and refused to pay the meter amount, the taxi driver drove him to the police station.
Bad Bar Blunder
Janesville-
Saturday night: the perfect time to rob a downtown bar? That is what an 18 year old thought. Unfortunately, a state-wide police union was holding a golf tournament. The bar was full of off-duty cops, and the bandana over his face only got him a quick trip to jail.
Saturday night: the perfect time to rob a downtown bar? That is what an 18 year old thought. Unfortunately, a state-wide police union was holding a golf tournament. The bar was full of off-duty cops, and the bandana over his face only got him a quick trip to jail.
Aspiring killer wants advice... from cops
Sonora-
A man went to the Sheriff's office to get information on how to legally kill someone. Apparently he decided that if they could get away with it, they must be the people to ask. Maybe he should have asked a recruiter.
A man went to the Sheriff's office to get information on how to legally kill someone. Apparently he decided that if they could get away with it, they must be the people to ask. Maybe he should have asked a recruiter.
Wacky Withdrawal
Anchorage-
A man went into his bank, gave his id and account number to the teller, and then robbed the place. This wonder kid is getting federal charges.
A man went into his bank, gave his id and account number to the teller, and then robbed the place. This wonder kid is getting federal charges.
Plastered with Pizza
Gainesville-
A man was arrested after hitting his daughter with a slice of pizza. He was charged with a third degree felony (child abuse without great harm).
A man was arrested after hitting his daughter with a slice of pizza. He was charged with a third degree felony (child abuse without great harm).
Fast Stop Foolishness
New Brunswick:
A man decided to rob a convenience store. He got prepared and traveled to the location. Then he buzzed the clerk to let him in. Apparently, the person working there decided against letting in someone wearing a mask and carrying a gun. Realising his mistake, the fellow fled the scene.
A man decided to rob a convenience store. He got prepared and traveled to the location. Then he buzzed the clerk to let him in. Apparently, the person working there decided against letting in someone wearing a mask and carrying a gun. Realising his mistake, the fellow fled the scene.
Steal the wallet, then sell it back?
In Manhattan:
A guy from out of town meets two girls from out of town in a Times Square bar. After spending most of Saturday night together, he wakes up to find his passport and credit cards gone. Bad luck for him, right?
It gets better. The women then call him, and say they will sell his stuff back to him for $2,000. He agrees to meet with them at the same bar, but obviously isn't paying, as he then tries to grab their loot. One of them stomps on the gas, smashing into parked cars, and managing to get arrested in the process.
A guy from out of town meets two girls from out of town in a Times Square bar. After spending most of Saturday night together, he wakes up to find his passport and credit cards gone. Bad luck for him, right?
It gets better. The women then call him, and say they will sell his stuff back to him for $2,000. He agrees to meet with them at the same bar, but obviously isn't paying, as he then tries to grab their loot. One of them stomps on the gas, smashing into parked cars, and managing to get arrested in the process.
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